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For many years the United States has been one of the top countries that have the best Health Care System. People think that living in a country with advanced medical treatments is the most ridiculous thing ever. However, without health insurance it is almost impossible to get the right treatment.

Construction workers do not have the right to have health insurance. Therefore since Joe cut half of his finger he should be thankful it was just one not two. Joe was happy to see half of his finger lying on the floor. People agree that he was not selfish enough to go to the doctor and waste his time because there are more people like the poor businessman that has the flu and needs to be assisted. After all it was just one finger and besides he already has nine fingers so he does not need ten fingers. The truth is that Joe has never been greedy. His motto has always been “help cure those who do have a good health insurance and not people like me who deserve nothing but the worst.”

Anyone who is colored skin, self-employed or construction workers have the right to die of so much diseases and pain. The wealthy are the only ones who should have the opportunity to take advantage of the latest medical advances because they have the best insurance coverage. People without any type of Health insurance love the fact that Uncle Sam takes out big portions of their money to help pay for people who can afford to pay their own medical bills. Moreover, it’s amazing how the ones that are not that sick can be treated for everything and how the ill is left so they could slowly die.

After all not everyone needs to be treated as humans for example immigrants and self-employed do need coverage because they never get sick. In case they get sick then medicine to relieve their pain could be prescribed to them, that way Congressmen, Senators, and the wealthy are always treated right away. Even though they do not have the right to any type of these medical advances they should still pay their taxes to keep on helping the rich pay their medical bills.

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Anyone who has colored skin, is self-employed or is a construction worker has the right to die of so many diseases and suffer a lot of pain. The wealthy are the only ones who should have the opportunity to take advantage of the latest medical advances because they have the best insurance coverage. People without any type of Health insurance love the fact that Uncle Sam takes out big portions of their money to help pay for people who can afford to pay their own medical bills. Moreover, it’s amazing how the ones that are not that sick can be treated for everything and how the ill are so left out that they could slowly die.

After all, not everyone needs to be treated as humans, for example immigrants and the self-employed do need coverage because they never get sick. In case they get sick, medicine to relieve their pain could be prescribed to them right away, the that way Congressmen, Senators, and the wealthy are always treated. Even though they do not have the right to any type of these medical advances, they should still pay their taxes to keep on helping the rich pay their medical bills.

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